What does a frog say when it washes car windows? Rub it, rub it, rub it.

Q: Why are frogs so happy?A: They eat whatever bugs them!

Q: What does a bankrupt frog say?A: “Baroke, baroke, baroke.”

A frog came into a bank to obtain a loan. He spoke to the loan officer Mr. Paddywack. When Mr. Paddywack asked the frog what he had for loan collateral, the frog held out his hand. “What’s that?” asked Mr. Paddywack, but the frog could not talk. So, Mr. Paddywack took the frog in to […]

Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond. The frog said to the princess, ” I once was a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, […]

Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs ? Because her husband spawned her affections !

What do you call a rich frog? A gold-blooded reptile.

What did one frog say.to the other? Time’s sure fun when you’re having flies!

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper? He had his own frog-horn.

What do you say if you meet a toad? Wart’s new?

Why doesnt Kermit like elephants? They always want to play leap-frog with him.

What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete? Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.