What is small, furry and smells like bacon? A hamster.

What’s the difference between a biscuit and a monster? You can dip a biscuit in your tea, but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

Why did the biscuit cry? Because its mother had been a wafer so long.

I’d say he was spineless. Yes, about as spineless as cooked spaghetti.

What sort of soup do skeletons like? One with plenty of body in it.

What’s red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Why did the grape cross the road?To get away from the grapefruit.

What’s the difference between a homeless and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

What ghost is handy in the kitchen? A recipe spook.

What is the title of the new Vietnamamese cookbook ?100 way to wok your dog.

A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order.There was a big sign posted. “No bills larger than $20 will be accepted.” The woman in front of us, pointing to the sign, remarked, “Believe me, if I HAD a bill larger than $20, I wouldn’t be eating […]

The American tourist in Dublin had been complaining a great deal about the food. “Here,” he said to the waitress holding out a piece of meat for inspection, “do you call that pig?” “Which end of the fork, sir?” the waitress asked sweetly.