Why did the biscuit cry? Because its mother had been a wafer so long.
Don’t eat the cookies so fast they’ll keep. I know, but I want to eat as many as I can before I lose my appetite !
What’s the difference between a homeless and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.
I’d say he was spineless. Yes, about as spineless as cooked spaghetti.
What is the title of the new Vietnamamese cookbook ?100 way to wok your dog.
A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order.There was a big sign posted. “No bills larger than $20 will be accepted.” The woman in front of us, pointing to the sign, remarked, “Believe me, if I HAD a bill larger than $20, I wouldn’t be eating […]
The American tourist in Dublin had been complaining a great deal about the food. “Here,” he said to the waitress holding out a piece of meat for inspection, “do you call that pig?” “Which end of the fork, sir?” the waitress asked sweetly.
