What’s the difference between a biscuit and a monster? You can dip a biscuit in your tea, but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.
Why did the biscuit cry? Because its mother had been a wafer so long.
What’s the difference between a homeless and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.
I’d say he was spineless. Yes, about as spineless as cooked spaghetti.
What is the title of the new Vietnamamese cookbook ?100 way to wok your dog.
Q. What’s worse than finding a worm in the apple you’re eating?A. Finding half a worm.
A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order.There was a big sign posted. “No bills larger than $20 will be accepted.” The woman in front of us, pointing to the sign, remarked, “Believe me, if I HAD a bill larger than $20, I wouldn’t be eating […]