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And what’s your name?” the sec…

28 Sep , 2009  

And what’s your name?” the secretary asked the next new boy. “Butter.” “I hope your first name’s not Roland,” smirked the secretary. “No, ma’am. It’s Brendan.”

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Have you got any broken biscui…

28 Sep , 2009  

Have you got any broken biscuits? Yes, I have. Well, you shouldn’t be so clumsy!

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What did the biscuit say when …

28 Sep , 2009  

What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down? Crumbs!

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Why did your brother give up h…

28 Sep , 2009  

Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory?Because he went crackers.

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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinkin…

28 Sep , 2009  

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a slice of bread. Doctor: You’ve got to stop loafing around.

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Did you hear about the teacher…

28 Sep , 2009  

Did you hear about the teacher who was trying to instil good table manners in her girls? She told them that a well brought girl never crumbles her bread or rolls in her soup.

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They say she has a sharp tongu…

28 Sep , 2009  

They say she has a sharp tongue. Yes, she can slice bread with it.

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Have you heard the story about…

28 Sep , 2009  

Have you heard the story about the loaf of bread? No. Oh, crumbs.

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How do you make gold soup?Put …

28 Sep , 2009  

How do you make gold soup?Put 14 carrots in it.

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Don’t eat the cookies so fast …

28 Sep , 2009  

Don’t eat the cookies so fast they’ll keep. I know, but I want to eat as many as I can before I lose my appetite !

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What are apricots?Where monkey…

28 Sep , 2009  

What are apricots?Where monkeys sleep.

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What’s the best day to eat bac…

28 Sep , 2009  

What’s the best day to eat bacon? Fry-day.