Mummy! Mummy! Have you seen my Cabbage Patch Doll? Be quiet and finish your coleslaw!
My Aunt Maud had so many candles on her last birthday cake that all her party guests got sunburnt !
What’s the fastest cake in the world? Meriiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnngue.
Flo: Try some of my sponge cake. Joe: It’s a bit tough. Flo: That’s strange. I only bought the sponge from the chemist this morning.
Girl: Did you like that cake, Mrs Jones? Mrs Jones: Yes, very much. Girl: That’s funny. My mom said you didn’t have any taste.
Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. “Why are we running so fast?” asked one. “Because,” said the second, “it says ‘tear along the dotted line’!”
Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. “Why are we running so fast?” asked one. “Because,” said the second, “it says ‘tear along the dotted line’!”
How do you know that a elephant’s been in the fridge? There are foot prints in the butter. “
And what’s your name?” the secretary asked the next new boy. “Butter.” “I hope your first name’s not Roland,” smirked the secretary. “No, ma’am. It’s Brendan.”
Why can’t you make bread like my mother? I would if you could make dough like your father!
