Fred! What did I say I’d do if I found you with your fingers in the butter again? That’s funny, Mom. I can’t remember either.
Mummy! Mummy! Have you seen my Cabbage Patch Doll? Be quiet and finish your coleslaw!
My Aunt Maud had so many candles on her last birthday cake that all her party guests got sunburnt !
What’s the fastest cake in the world? Meriiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnngue.
Flo: Try some of my sponge cake. Joe: It’s a bit tough. Flo: That’s strange. I only bought the sponge from the chemist this morning.
Why can’t you make bread like my mother? I would if you could make dough like your father!
Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. “Why are we running so fast?” asked one. “Because,” said the second, “it says ‘tear along the dotted line’!”
Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. “Why are we running so fast?” asked one. “Because,” said the second, “it says ‘tear along the dotted line’!”
How do you know that a elephant’s been in the fridge? There are foot prints in the butter. “
