What’s the difference between a vampire and a cookie? You can’t dip a vampire in your tea.
Three cookies were crossing the road when the first one was knocked down. What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety? Crumbs!
How does a witch make scrambled eggs? She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.
What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner? Thank you, I’ll just have a slither.
Fred: I thought there was a choice for lunch today. . Cook: There is. Fred: No, there isn’t. There’s only cheese pie. Cook: You can choose to eat it or leave it.
Say something soft and sweet to me. Dracula: Marshmallows, chocolate fudge cake…
Mom: Fred, there were two chocolate cakes in the larder yesterday, and now there’s only one. Why? Fred: I don’t know. It must have been so dark I didn’t see the other one.
Fred wrote in her homework book: Margarine is butter made from imitation cows.
Fred! What did I say I’d do if I found you with your fingers in the butter again? That’s funny, Mom. I can’t remember either.
