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Food jokes

Do you feel like a glass of ca…

3 Oct , 2009  

Do you feel like a glass of carrot juice? Why? Do I look like one?

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Would you like a duck egg for …

3 Oct , 2009  

Would you like a duck egg for supper? Only if you quack it for me.

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What vegetable needs a plumber…

3 Oct , 2009  

What vegetable needs a plumber? A leek.

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What could you do if you were …

3 Oct , 2009  

What could you do if you were on a desert island without food or water? Open your watch: drink from the spring, and eat the sand which is (sandwiches) there.

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If there were no food left, wh…

3 Oct , 2009  

If there were no food left, what could people do?Country people could eat their forest preserves and city people could have their traffic jams.

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What do you get if you cross a…

3 Oct , 2009  

What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink ?Gravi-tea !

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Knock KnockWho’s there !Bacon …

3 Oct , 2009  

Knock KnockWho’s there !Bacon !Bacon who ?Bacon a cake for your birthday !

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Knock KnockWho’s there !Bean !…

3 Oct , 2009  

Knock KnockWho’s there !Bean !Bean who ?Bean working very hard today !

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Knock KnockWho’s there !Beef !…

3 Oct , 2009  

Knock KnockWho’s there !Beef !Beef who ?Beef fair now !

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Knock KnockWho’s there !Butter…

3 Oct , 2009  

Knock KnockWho’s there !Butter !Butter who ?Butter wrap up – it’s cold out here !

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How can you make a soup rich?A…

3 Oct , 2009  

How can you make a soup rich?Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.

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A fat girl went into a cafe an…

3 Oct , 2009  

A fat girl went into a cafe and ordered two slices of apple pie with four scoops of ice cream cover with lashings of raspberry sauce and piles of chopped nuts.’Would you like a cherry on the top ?’ asked the waitress.’No, thanks,’ said the girl, ‘I’m on a diet !’