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WIFE: The 2 things I cook best…

3 Oct , 2009  

WIFE: The 2 things I cook best are meatloaf and apple pie.HUSBAND: Which is this?

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WIFE: “You look tired, honey. …

3 Oct , 2009  

WIFE: “You look tired, honey. How about a nice steak, mashed potatoes and an apple pie for dessert?”HUSBAND: “No thanks. I’m too tired. Let’s just eat at home.”

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Q: What what can you make from…

3 Oct , 2009  

Q: What what can you make from baked beans and onions?A: Tear gas.

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What could you do if you were …

3 Oct , 2009  

What could you do if you were on a desert island without food or water? Open your watch: drink from the spring, and eat the sand which is (sandwiches) there.

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If there were no food left, wh…

3 Oct , 2009  

If there were no food left, what could people do?Country people could eat their forest preserves and city people could have their traffic jams.

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What do you get if you cross a…

3 Oct , 2009  

What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink ?Gravi-tea !

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Knock KnockWho’s there !Bacon …

3 Oct , 2009  

Knock KnockWho’s there !Bacon !Bacon who ?Bacon a cake for your birthday !

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Knock KnockWho’s there !Bean !…

3 Oct , 2009  

Knock KnockWho’s there !Bean !Bean who ?Bean working very hard today !

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Knock KnockWho’s there !Beef !…

3 Oct , 2009  

Knock KnockWho’s there !Beef !Beef who ?Beef fair now !

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Knock KnockWho’s there !Butter…

3 Oct , 2009  

Knock KnockWho’s there !Butter !Butter who ?Butter wrap up – it’s cold out here !

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Camper: There’s something wron…

3 Oct , 2009  

Camper: There’s something wrong with my hot dog.Cook: Don’t tell me. I’m not a veterinarian.

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How can you tell the differenc…

3 Oct , 2009  

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup? Read the label.