What do you call a deaf fishing boat captain?Anything you like, he can’t hear you.
I was glad when one fish got away.There just wasn’t room in the boat for both of us!
Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about in the deep water. Unable to swim, the man screamed for help. A trout fisherman ran up. The man said, “My wife is drowning and I can’t swim. Please save her. I’ll give you a hundred dollars.” The fisherman dove into […]
Q: What you get when four men go fishing and one comes back not catching anything. A: Three Men And A Baby
“I didn’t see you in church last Sunday, Nigel. I hear you were out playing football instead.” “That’s not true, vicar. And I’ve got the fish to prove it!”
“I caught a twenty pound salmon last week.” “Were there any witnesses?””There sure were. If there hadn’t been, it would have been forty pounds.”
Fishing rule #1: The least experienced fisherman always catches the biggest fish. Fishing rule #2: The worse your line is tangled, the better is the fishing around you. Fishing rule #3: Fishing will do a lot for a man but it won’t make him truthful.
“Do you really believe your husband when he tells you he goes fishing every weekend?” asked Jane’s best friend.”Why shouldn’t I?” said Jane.”Well, maybe he is having an affair?””No way” said Jane “he never returns with any fish…”
A guy rings his boss and says “I can’t come to work todayThe boss asks why and the guy says “it’s my eyes.””What’s wrong with your eyes?” asks the boss.”I just can’t see myself coming to work, so I’m going fishing instead…”
“What’s the biggest fish you ever caught?” “That would be the one that measured fourteen inches….” “That’s not so big!” “Between the eyes?”
Henry’s son, David, burst into the house, crying. His mother asked him what the problem was.”Daddy and I were fishing, and he hooked a giant fish. Really big. Then, while he was reeling it in, the line busted and the fish got away.” “Now come on, David,” his mother said, “a big boy like you […]
I was given the ultimatum 3 weeks ago. She said “it’s me or your fishing.”Gee I miss her.
