MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O’Bannon. While there he decided to do a bit of fishing. As he sat there on afternoon, his cousin walked by.”What are ye doing?” asked O’Bannon.”Fishin’,” said MacAndrews.”Caught anything?””Ach, nae a bite,””What are ye usin’ fer bait?””Worms””Let me see it,” said O’Bannon.MacAndrews lifted the line from the water and […]
One man’s hobby was fishing, he spent all his weekends near the river or lake, paying no attention to weather. One Sunday, early in the morning, he went to the river, as usual. It was cold and raining, and he decided to return back to his house. He came in, went to his bedroom, undressed […]
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much ? A beer-a-cuda !
While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting and old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted,”Are there any gators around here?!” “Naw,” the man hollered back, “they ain’t been around for years!” “Feeling […]
Many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed her husband with twin sons. They loved the children very much, but couldn’t think of what to name their children. Finally, after several days, the fisherman said, “Let’s not decide on names right now. If we wait a little while, the names will simply occur to us.” After […]
A fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin that was bigger and heavier than he. On the way to the cleaning shed, he ran into a second fisherman who had a stringer with a dozen baby minnows. The second fisherman looked at the marlin, turned to the first fisherman and said, ” Only caught […]
Q. What is the difference between a fish and a piano? A. You can’t tuna fish.
How much fishing tackle can a man accumulate before his wife throws him out?I don’t know the answer but I think I’m nearly there.
