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Retired colonel, talking of th…

23 Sep , 2009  

Retired colonel, talking of the good old days: Have you ever hunted bear? His grandson’s teacher: No, but I’ve been fishing in shorts.

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An old lady saw a little boy w…

23 Sep , 2009  

An old lady saw a little boy with a fishing-rod over his shoulder and a jar of tadpoles in his hand walking through the park one Sunday. “Little boy,” she called, “don’t you know you shouldn’t go fishing on a Sunday?” “I’m not going fishing, ma’am,” he called back, “I’m going home.”

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The little kid sat on the side…

23 Sep , 2009  

The little kid sat on the side of the road with a fishing line down the drain. Feeling sorry for him, and wanting to humor him, a lady gave him 50 cents, and kindly asked “How many have you caught?” “You’re the tenth this morning,” was the reply.

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What kind of musical instrumen…

23 Sep , 2009  

What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing? The cast-a-net.

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Tim once took his small cousin…

23 Sep , 2009  

Tim once took his small cousin with him while he went fishing: When he returned, he was looking very fed up. “I’ll never do that again,” he complained to his Dad. “Did she frighten off the fish?” enquired Dad. “No,” replied Tim. “She sat on the bank and ate all my maggots.”

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How many fishermen does it tak…

23 Sep , 2009  

How many fishermen does it take to change a light bulb?One, but you should have seen the bulb, it must have been THIS big.

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Two young men were out in the …

20 Sep , 2009  

Two young men were out in the woods on a camping trip, when the came upon this great trout brook. They stayed there all day, enjoying the fishing, which was super.At the end of the day, knowing that they would be graduating from college soon, they vowed that they would meet, in twenty years, at […]

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A father and son went fishing …

20 Sep , 2009  

A father and son went fishing one day. While they were out in the boat, the boy suddenly became curious about the world around him. He asked his father, “How does this boat float?The father replied, “Don’t rightly know son.” A little later, the boy looked at his father and asked, “How do fish breath […]

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Three guys were fishing in a l…

20 Sep , 2009  

Three guys were fishing in a lake one day, when an angel appeared in the boat. When the three astonished men had settled down enough to speak, the first guy asked the angel humbly, “I’ve suffered from back pain ever since I took shrapnel in the Vietnam War … Could you help me?” “Of course,” […]

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One day a fisherman was lying …

20 Sep , 2009  

One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole propped up in the sand and his solitary line cast out into the sparkling blue surf. He was enjoying the warmth of the afternoon sun and the prospect of catching a fish. About that time, a businessman came walking down the […]

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MacAndrews was visiting his Ir…

20 Sep , 2009  

MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O’Bannon. While there he decided to do a bit of fishing. As he sat there on afternoon, his cousin walked by.”What are ye doing?” asked O’Bannon.”Fishin’,” said MacAndrews.”Caught anything?””Ach, nae a bite,””What are ye usin’ fer bait?””Worms””Let me see it,” said O’Bannon.MacAndrews lifted the line from the water and […]

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Two fishermen were out on the …

20 Sep , 2009  

Two fishermen were out on the lake when one of them dropped his wallet. As they watched the wallet float down to the depths of the lake, a carp came along and snatched up the wallet. Soon came another carp who stole it away and then a third joined in. Remarked one of the fisherman, […]