What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?One baits his hook, the other hates his book.
What’s the difference between an angler and a dunce? One baits his hooks while the other hates his books.
Fisherman: What are you fishing for sonny? Boy: I’m not fishing, I’m drowning worms.
Q: How many anglers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Four, one to change the light bulb and three to brag about how big the old one was and about the one that they would have changed, but “It got away”
How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing? Four. One to cut the hole in the ice, and three to push the boat through.
Lee: I just swallowed a fish bone! Counselor: Are you choking? Lee: No, I’m serious!
George went fishing, but at the end of the day he had not caught one fish.On the way back to camp, he stopped at a fish store.’I want to buy three trout,’ he said to the owner. ‘But instead of putting them in a bag, throw them to me.”Why should I do that?’ the owner […]
A man was fishing in the jungle. After a while another angler came to join him. “Have you had any bites?” asked the second man. “Yes, lots,” replied the first one, “but they were all mosquitoes.”
