What bit of fish doesn’t make sense ? The piece of cod that passeth all understanding !
What do you get if you cross a salmon, a bird’s leg and a hand ? Birdsthigh fish fingers !
Two parrots are sitting on a perch. The first one says to the other “can you smell fish?”.
Fishing season hasn’t opened and a fisherman who doesn’t have a license, is casting for trout as a stranger approaches and asks: “Any luck?””Any luck? This is a wonderful spot. I took 10 out of this stream yesterday,” he boasts.”Is that so? By the way, do you know who I am?” asks the stranger.”Nope.””Well, meet […]
