What bit of fish doesn’t make sense ? The piece of cod that passeth all understanding !
What do you get if you cross a salmon, a bird’s leg and a hand ? Birdsthigh fish fingers !
Two parrots are sitting on a perch. The first one says to the other “can you smell fish?”.
What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?One baits his hook, the other hates his book.
What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ?Fished, but he didn’t catch much. He only had two worms !
Fishing season hasn’t opened and a fisherman who doesn’t have a license, is casting for trout as a stranger approaches and asks: “Any luck?””Any luck? This is a wonderful spot. I took 10 out of this stream yesterday,” he boasts.”Is that so? By the way, do you know who I am?” asks the stranger.”Nope.””Well, meet […]
