What fish sounds like a telephone? Herring, herring…herring, herring…herring, herring.
What did the fish do when his piano sounded odd?He called the piano tuna!
Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear ? Because they have electric ‘eels !
Why are fish cleverer than humans?Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?
Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ? Because they climb into tins, close the lid and leave teh key outside !