What kind of fish is useful in freezing weather ? Skate !

Where are most fish found ? Between the head and the tail !

What fish sounds like a telephone? Herring, herring…herring, herring…herring, herring.

What do romantic fish sing to each other? Salmon-chanted evening !

What will santa bring your fish this christmas?A scale letrix!

What was the Tsar of Russia’s favorite fish ? Tsardines !

What did the fish do when his piano sounded odd?He called the piano tuna!

Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear ? Because they have electric ‘eels !

What was the name of Tom Sawyer’s fish?Huckleberry Fin!

Why are gold fish orange ? The water makes them rusty !

Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ? Because they climb into tins, close the lid and leave teh key outside !

Why do penguins eat fish? Because donuts get soggy before they can catch them.