Fishing jokes
26 Sep , 2009
What’s a sea serpent’s favourite meal?Fish and ships!
Why are fish so gullible?They fall for things hook, line and sinker!
How do you communicate with a fish?You drop it a line!
What do romantic fish sing to each other? Salmon-chanted evening !
23 Sep , 2009
What did the fish do when his piano sounded odd?He called the piano tuna!
Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear ? Because they have electric ‘eels !
What was the name of Tom Sawyer’s fish?Huckleberry Fin!
Why are gold fish orange ? The water makes them rusty !
What will santa bring your fish this christmas?A scale letrix!
What was the Tsar of Russia’s favorite fish ? Tsardines !
Which fish dresses the best? The Swordfish – It always looks sharp!
What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout ?Monkfish !
