What fish make the best sandwich? A peanut butter and jellyfish

To whom do fish go to borrow money ? The loan shark !

What fish only swims at night ? A starfish !

What do dirty fish read? Prawno Magazines!

Why men like to fishing so much? They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.

Having arrived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized he had forgotten to bring any bait. Just then he happened to see a little snake passing by who had caught a worm. The fisherman snatched up the snake and robbed him of his worm. Feeling sorry for the little snake with no […]

What fish is best to have in a boat? A Sailfish.

How do you get around fast on the bottom of the sea? Skates!

How do the fish get to school ? By octobus !

Where do you go to meet the best fish? It doesn’t matter – any old plaice will do.

What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on? A Perch!

Why should you use six hooks on your fishing line? eFISHancy!