A man who worked at a fire hydrant factory was always late for work. When confronted by his boss the man explained:”You can’t park anywhere near this place!”

A man calls the fire department and says, “Yes, I have just had my front yard landscaped, I have a nice new flower bed, a new fish pond with a fountain and a new rose garden.””Very nice,” the firefighter says, “but what does that have to do with the fire service?””Well,” the man answers, “the […]