A man calls the fire department and says, “Yes, I have just had my front yard landscaped, I have a nice new flower bed, a new fish pond with a fountain and a new rose garden.””Very nice,” the firefighter says, “but what does that have to do with the fire service?””Well,” the man answers, “the […]

How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?Four – three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.