One day a boy was drowning in a near by lake. A firefighter swam out and pulled the boy up onto the beachand began CPR. A crowed watched as the firefighter frantically pumped on the boys chest. With greatamazement water was pooring from the boys mouth. Each time the firefighter pumped more water came out.A […]

There was a huge fire at a big city soda factory. The city company was losing ground and the owner wasfrantic. He told the fire department that he needed a secret formula in the safe that was in the center of theblaze, and he would give 10,000 dollars to the department that got the formula. […]

When the employees of a restaurant attended a fire safety seminar, they watched a fire official demonstrate theproper way to operate an extinguisher. “Pull the pin like a hand grenade,” he explained, “then depress the triggerto release the foam.” Later an employee was selected to extinguish a controlled fire in the parking lot. In her […]

A fire chief died and went to heaven. When he got there he saw a long line waiting to get in to the pearly gates.He told himself, “I’m a fire chief, I’m not going to wait in line.” He went to the angels guarding the gates and said, “Let me in. I’m a fire chief.” […]

Q: Why don’t Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning? A: So they have something to do in the afternoon.

Three firefighters went out on a hunting trip. There was a rookie, a captain, and a chief. The weather wasmisrable and they hadn’t seen any deer all day. They came across an old shack where they went inside to playa game of poker. After loosing a couple of hands, the rookie threw down his cards […]

here were these 3 Riverside City Firemen who always went bird hunting together and they always rented ahunting dog name Rex from a local farmer. Rex was a great dog and would always hold point and find anybirds they shoot. One year they did’t go hunting and the farmer rented Rex out to some Corona […]

Q: Did you know that the three wise men were firemen?A: It says they came from afir (a fire, a far).

A fireman and policeman died and both went to heaven where they were issued their wings with the warningthat if they had even one bad thought their wings would fall off. Well, everything went well for some time thenone day they passed a very attractive and well put together young lady. As the fireman turned […]

The Fire brigade phones George Graham in the early hours of Sunday morning.”Mr Graham sir, White Hart Lane is on fire!””The cups man! Save the cups!” cries George.”Uh, the fire hasn’t spread to the canteen yet, sir.”

After the fire-truck arrived at a burning building in a small Spanish town, the firemen observed a man dressed in a matador’s costume prancing around on the roof. Four of the firemen held a safety-net and urged him to escape from the burning building by jumping into the net. He refused and loudly proclaimed, “I’m […]

A man who worked at a fire hydrant factory was always late for work. When confronted by his boss the man explained:”You can’t park anywhere near this place!”