What did the fireman’s wife get for Christmas ?A ladder in her stocking !
Q.How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead? A. The remote control slips from his hand.
Q.How do you put out a fire? A.Take away the HEAT , FUEL , OXYGEN , or the CHIEF!
Q. How do you get down from an aerial ladder? A. You don’t get down from an aerial ladder. You get down from a duck.
All of the firefighters at my station are quick. They’re even “fast” asleep!
What usually comes after the monster lights the birthday candles?The fire department.
Seems the Shah of Iran was visiting Disneyland with his young son. The son seemed to be having a good timebut had that look that something else was on his mind. The Shah asked, “What do you really want, Son?” TheSon said, “A Mickey Mouse Outfit.” With that, the Shaw went out and bought him […]
If – H 2 O – is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside? K 9 P
Q.What do you get when you cross a Fire Chief two Lotus Notes Gurus ? A. FireWeb …. of course!
