During a big fire downtown the firemen were having a bit of trouble. A woman was stuck on the fourth floor with her baby. The fire fighters instructed her to toss the child out the window, under which they had placed a net, but the mother refused. Things looked grim until a tall, well-built black […]
All of the firefighters at my station are quick. They’re even “fast” asleep!
What usually comes after the monster lights the birthday candles?The fire department.
Q.How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead? A. The remote control slips from his hand.
Q.How do you put out a fire? A.Take away the HEAT , FUEL , OXYGEN , or the CHIEF!
Q. How do you get down from an aerial ladder? A. You don’t get down from an aerial ladder. You get down from a duck.
A fire chief died and went to heaven. When he got there he saw a long line waiting to get in to the pearly gates.He told himself, “I’m a fire chief, I’m not going to wait in line.” He went to the angels guarding the gates and said, “Let me in. I’m a fire chief.” […]
Seems the Shah of Iran was visiting Disneyland with his young son. The son seemed to be having a good timebut had that look that something else was on his mind. The Shah asked, “What do you really want, Son?” TheSon said, “A Mickey Mouse Outfit.” With that, the Shaw went out and bought him […]
If – H 2 O – is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside? K 9 P
