Q: What is the first thing off the truck at a trailer fire? A: Lawn chair.
Q.How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead? A. The remote control slips from his hand.
Q.How do you put out a fire? A.Take away the HEAT , FUEL , OXYGEN , or the CHIEF!
Q. How do you get down from an aerial ladder? A. You don’t get down from an aerial ladder. You get down from a duck.
All of the firefighters at my station are quick. They’re even “fast” asleep!
What usually comes after the monster lights the birthday candles?The fire department.
If – H 2 O – is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside? K 9 P
Q.What do you get when you cross a Fire Chief two Lotus Notes Gurus ? A. FireWeb …. of course!
One day a boy was drowning in a near by lake. A firefighter swam out and pulled the boy up onto the beachand began CPR. A crowed watched as the firefighter frantically pumped on the boys chest. With greatamazement water was pooring from the boys mouth. Each time the firefighter pumped more water came out.A […]
There was a huge fire at a big city soda factory. The city company was losing ground and the owner wasfrantic. He told the fire department that he needed a secret formula in the safe that was in the center of theblaze, and he would give 10,000 dollars to the department that got the formula. […]
