What did the farmer say when his fat pig wouldn’t fit into the pen? “There’s more there than meets the sty.”

How does the pig farmer get to the fair? He rides piggyback.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? Wheres my tractor!

Farmer Brown put up a pig-shaped weather vane, but he’s not happy with it. Instead of pointing with the wind, the pig vane keeps pointing toward the feed trough.

Farmer Giles is so interested in conserving energy, he built a pig-powered car. He has to get rid of it, though. Every time he turns a corner, the tires squeal

Farmer Jones bought a herd of pigs from a Roman farmer who moved into the next valley and boy, is he sorry. The hogs won’t come to the feed trough unless he calls them in Pig Latin.

FARMER: Did you sleep well last night? GUEST: No, the bed was soft and the air was fresh, but an old sow kept pushing at the door. FARMER: Never mind her. She always gets upset when we rent out her room.

Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar ? He wanted sweet and sour pork !

Camper: Is it easy to milk a cow?Farmer: Sure it is. Any jerk can do it.

Camp Woodland was across the road from a dairy farm. One day the kids saw a large bull.’Is that bull safe?’ someone asked the farmer.’Safer than you are!’ was his answer.

Did you hear about the farmer who fed crayons to his chickens? He wanted them to lay coloured eggs!

How does a farmer send messages?By e-i-e-i-o-mail.