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Face jokes

Why is your nose in the middle…

14 Sep , 2009  

Why is your nose in the middle of your face?Because it is the scenter (centre).

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What is the hottest part of a …

14 Sep , 2009  

What is the hottest part of a man’s face?His sideburns.

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Counselor: Wash your face. I c…

14 Sep , 2009  

Counselor: Wash your face. I can see what you had for breakfast.Henry: If you’re so smart, what did I have?Counselor: Eggs.Henry: Wrong. I had eggs yesterday!

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Boy monster: You’ve got a face…

14 Sep , 2009  

Boy monster: You’ve got a face like a million dollars !Girl monster: Have I really ?Boy monster: Yes – it’s green and wrinkly !

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My teacher’s got a pretty face…

14 Sep , 2009  

My teacher’s got a pretty face if you can read between the lines.

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How did your mom know you hadn…

14 Sep , 2009  

How did your mom know you hadn’t washed your face?I forgot to wet the soap.

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First Witch: I like your toad….

14 Sep , 2009  

First Witch: I like your toad. He always has such a nice expression on his face. Second Witch: It’s because he’s a hoptimist.

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You can read his mind in his f…

14 Sep , 2009  

You can read his mind in his face. Yes, it’s usually a complete blank.

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Fred: Do you like my new hairs…

14 Sep , 2009  

Fred: Do you like my new hairstyle?Harry: In as much as it covers most of your face, yes.

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Patient: The trouble is, docto…

14 Sep , 2009  

Patient: The trouble is, doctor, I keep pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Don’t worry, I don’t expect anyone will notice.

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Wife to Husband: I’ll have you…

14 Sep , 2009  

Wife to Husband: I’ll have you know I’ve got the face of a teenager! Husband to Wife: Then you should give it back, you’re wearing it out.

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Fred: Your sister uses too muc…

14 Sep , 2009  

Fred: Your sister uses too much make-up. Harry: Do you think so? Fred: Yes. It’s so thick that if you tell her a joke, five minutes after she’s stopped laughing her face is still smiling!