A woman just back from Arizona was telling her friends about the trip. “When my husband first saw the Grand Canyon, his face dropped a mile,” she said.”Why, was he disappointed with the view?””No, he fell over the edge.”

Fred’s new girlfriend uses such greasy lipstick that he has to sprinkle his face with sand to get a better grip.

Boy: You’ve got a face like a million dollars. Girl: Have I really? Boy: Yes ? it’s green and wrinkly.

Witch: Doctor, I can’t help pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Well there’s nothing terrible about that. Witch: It is when the people with ugly faces don’t like them being pulled.

A little boy came running into the kitchen. “Dad, dad,” he said, “there’s a monster at the door with a really ugly face.””Tell him you’ve already got one,” said his father.

Teacher: What a glum face, what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ?Pupil: I’d be too polite to mention it !

“Mommy, all the kids at school say I’m a werewolf! Is that true?” “No, of course not. Now shut up and comb your face.”

Q.What do me and a mirror have in common? A.When we see your face we both crack up!

Once there was a church that had a bell that no one could ring. One day, a boy came and asked the priest if he could try. So the boy went up into the tower and ran straight into the bell, face-first. The bell tolled loud and clear. The shocked priest gave him the job. […]

I don’t know where you got your face from, but i hope you have the receipt.

Why did the pig have ink all over his face? Because it came out of the pen.

Why is your face all scratched ?My girlfriend said it with flowers.How romantic.Not really, she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !