Q: How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb? A: That’s a military secret.
Q: How many Serbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two-one to shoot the old bulb out and one to screw the new one in.
Q: How many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Two. One to replace it and one to tell him it was burned out (in states that still have car-inspection laws.) A: Three. One to stand on the ladder, and two to carry enough light bulbs until one is found that isn’t […]
Q: How many Polish-Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 170. One to send the Never Fail Novena to the Cheektowaga Times for publication so St. Jude may grant the lightbulb request, one to say the Last Rites for the old lightbulb, ten volunteer firemen to break into the house and […]
Only in America do we chain $2.00 ink pens to the counter but leave our $58,000 cars out in the driveway.
A man once asked Gandhi what he thought of western civilization. Ghandi replied, ”I think it would be a good idea.”
Q: How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb? A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don’t last as long as light bulbs. A: None, the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.
Q: How many retarded Italian gardeners does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One, but don’t expect results.
Q: How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb?A: Just one, but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!
Q: How many Chinese Red Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 10,000 – to give the bulb a cultural revolution.
Q: How many Chinamen does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Thousands, because Confucious say many hands make light work.
Q: How many Englishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: What do you mean change it? It’s a perfectly good bloody bulb! We have had it for a thousand years and it has worked just *fine*.
