Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?A: They’d read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.
Q: How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub?A: Throw in a bar of soap.
Q: How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child?A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.
Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Shamus, were stumbling home late one night and found themselves on the road which led past the old graveyard.”Come have a look over here,” says Paddy, “It’s Michael O’Grady’s grave, God bless his soul. He lived to the ripe old age of 87.” “That’s nothing,” says Sean, “here’s one named […]
A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. “Look at their reserve, their calm,” muses the Brit. “They must be British.” “Nonsense,” the Frenchman disagrees. “They’re naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French.” “No clothes, no shelter,” the Russian points out, […]
What is the difference between Russian Optimist, Pessimist and Realist?An Optimist learns German.A Pessimist learns Chinese.A Realist learns AK-47.
An Arab diplomat visiting the U.S. for the first time was being wined and dined by the State Department. The Grand Emir was unused to the salt in American foods (french fries, cheeses, salami, anchovies etc.) and was constantly sending his manservant Abdul to fetch him a glass of water. Time and again, Abdul would […]
Q: What’s the motto of the Polish Solidarity Union?A: Every man for himself.
Q: What’s delaying the Polish space program?A: Development of a working match.
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
Three guys are debating about which of their languages is the most pleasing to the ear. The Spaniard says, “Consider the word for ‘butterfly’. In Spanish, it is pronounced ‘Mariposa’, a beautiful sounding word.”The French man says, “True, but Papillion, the French word for butterfly, is even more beautiful.” “What’s wrong with Schmetterlink,” asks the […]
An American, a Jew and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They were all brought to the same emergency room, but all three of them died before they arrived. Just as they were about to put the toe tag on the American, he stirred and opened his eyes.Astonished, the doctors and nurses present […]
