Q: How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child?A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.
Q: Did you hear about the man who was Polishing the flagpole?A: He varnished into thin air!
Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?A: They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving.
What is the difference between Russian Optimist, Pessimist and Realist?An Optimist learns German.A Pessimist learns Chinese.A Realist learns AK-47.
An Arab diplomat visiting the U.S. for the first time was being wined and dined by the State Department. The Grand Emir was unused to the salt in American foods (french fries, cheeses, salami, anchovies etc.) and was constantly sending his manservant Abdul to fetch him a glass of water. Time and again, Abdul would […]
Q: What’s the motto of the Polish Solidarity Union?A: Every man for himself.
Q: What’s delaying the Polish space program?A: Development of a working match.
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Shamus, were stumbling home late one night and found themselves on the road which led past the old graveyard.”Come have a look over here,” says Paddy, “It’s Michael O’Grady’s grave, God bless his soul. He lived to the ripe old age of 87.” “That’s nothing,” says Sean, “here’s one named […]
A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. “Look at their reserve, their calm,” muses the Brit. “They must be British.” “Nonsense,” the Frenchman disagrees. “They’re naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French.” “No clothes, no shelter,” the Russian points out, […]
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
