Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the Wongshave a new baby. The nurse brings them over a lovely,healthy, bouncy, definitely Caucasian white baby boy!”Congratulations,” says the nurse to the new parents.”What will you name the baby”?The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and says,”Well, two Wong’s don’t make a white, so […]
Why is Russia a very fast country ? Because the people are always Russian !
How do we know that Joan of Arc was French ?She was maid in France !
Why did the Aggie think the weatherman got the sunny forecast wrong?-The Aggie drove through a car wash
Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?A: They’d read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.
Q: How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub?A: Throw in a bar of soap.
Q: How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child?A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.
Q: Did you hear about the man who was Polishing the flagpole?A: He varnished into thin air!
