Q: Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache? A: So he could look like his mama.
Q: What do you call Italian women in a sauna? A: Gorillas In The Mist!
Canada, in view of recent events, will be changing the maple leaf on the flag to a marijuana plant. That way, the people of Quebec will have good reason to burn the flag.
A White man explaining to a Mexican man says that there are three words the Mexican needs to know in order to be all right in the city: The White man says these words are: green, pink, and yellow. Then the White man says ”Now tell me a sentence using all three words.” The Mexican […]
Q: Why don’t Polish people kill frogs? A: Because it’s their national bird.
Q: Why did the Canadian cross the road? A: He saw some American do it on TV.
Q: How many Osamas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None. They don’t have lightbulbs in caves
A Texan, a Russian, and a New Yorker go into a restaurant in London. ”Excuse me, but if you wanted the steak you might not get one as there is a shortage due to the mad cow disease,” says the waiter. The Texan says, ”What’s a shortage?” The Russian says, ”What’s a steak?” The New […]
A boy from France comes to America. He wants to learn some new words so he goes to the airport and learns “take off.” Then he learnes “zebra” from the zoo and “baby” from the hospital. Then he goes home and says, ”Mommy, I learned new words today.” She says, “Great, honey what did you […]
Q: What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man?A: A car thief who can’t drive!
