Q: Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China? A: Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone’s always Winging the Wong number.
There were three explorers, hiking through what is now known as Canada. “You know,” said one of the explorers, “we should name this place we’re hiking through.” “I know,” said the second explorer. “We’ll each pick a letter and then make a name out of that.” “Okay,” said the third, “I’ll go first. C, eh.” […]
They say that it’s tough to learn Bosnian because it has seven verb tenses: six past, one present, and no future.
A French guy, an American guy and a Cuban guy are standing on a cliff. The French guy throws a case of fine wine off the cliff. ”Why did you do that?”asked the other men. ”We have plenty of fine wine in France,” said the man. Next, the Cuban guy throws a box of fine […]
Q: Why did the eskimo wash his clothes in Tide? A: Because it was too cold outside.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are wandering through the desert, hungry and hallucinating, when they come upon a rotting, dead camel. “Well,” said the Englishman, “I support the Liverpool football club, so I’ll eat the liver.” “I support the Hearts club,” said the Scotsman, “so I’ll eat the heart.” “I support Arsenal,” said […]
Q: What did the Egyptian man say to the Egyptian woman? A: “Come behind the pyramid, and I’ll make you a mummy!”
