Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.
Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake.The twoin the front seat escaped unharmed, but the two in the back bed drowned -they couldn’t get the tailgate open!
Q: What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?A: They go over to the West Bank & the Gaza Strip and get stoned.
A tourist from the United States of America is at a resturantin Havana. He tells the waiter that the USA is the bestcountry in the world because of the freedoms it has. He says,”Take Freedom of Speech for example. I could stand in frontof the White House in Washington D.C. and yell ‘PresidentClinton is a […]
Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn’t born in Iowa?They couldn’t find three wise men!!!
Once upon a time in the kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for seven days. Eventually, Michael the archangel found him. He inquired of God, “Where were you?”. God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds; look my child, look what I’ve just finished making. Archangel Michael looked puzzled […]
A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag. “Our flag symbolizes our taxes,” he said. “We get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax bill, and blue after we pay them.””That’s the same with […]
One Scot came back from work earlier then usual and saw plumber’s car in the front of the house.- Oh my God, I hope it is her lover.
An American man, a Russian man, and an African man were all up in a hot-air balloon together. After a few minutes, the Russian man put his hand down through the clouds. “Aaah!” he said. “We’re right over my homeland.””How can you tell?” asked the American.”I can feel the cold air.” he replied.A few hours […]
Two Scots, father and son, go to America.- Daddy, when we’ll arrive?- Shut up and swim.
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were without tickets for the opening ceremonies of the summer Olympics but hoped to be able to talk their way in at the gate. Security was very tight, however, and each of their attempts was met with a stern refusal.While wandering around outside the stadium, the Englishman came […]
