A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot on his shoulder…thebartender looks up and says ” where the hell did you get that thing?The Parrot replies ” Over in Africa, there’s millions of them ” !!!!
Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?3 dollars a year for a million years.
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother that he got a part in the school play. “What part?” the mother asked.”I play a Jewish husband,” the boy replied. “Go back to school and tell your teacher that you want a speaking role!”
Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?A: They put parking meters on the roof!
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar. Mick’s looking particularly sad and Patrick asks him what the matter is. mick says, “well, I knew that my grandfather had died in the war, but I’ve just found out that he actually died in the auschwitz concentration camp.”Patrick says, “that’s terrible, did he go to the gas […]
A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade on the street corner for 15 cents a glass. He figures he’ll spend about 3 bucks on the ingredients, the kids will sell maybe 10 glasses and then drink the rest and get stomach aches. His eventual response:”Go stand on the corner for two […]
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?They all gather around their cash registers and sing”What a Friend We Have In Jesus…”
What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?An Italian mother says, “If you don’t eat it, I’ll kill you.”A Jewish mother says, “If you don’t eat it, I’ll kill myself.”
Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?A: Somebody dropped a shekel.
Q: What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill himself by.swallowing 100 pain killers?A: After two he began to feel better.
How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?It doesn’t matter..Theres a Blackout!
