Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?A: A trip to Israel.
What’s the object of a Jewish football game?To get the quarter back!
How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?They had reservations.
Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?A: Oil of Ole’
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill
Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?It opens on impact.
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?”Attention K-Mart shoppers…”
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?So they can see the old Polish Navy!
The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled.”Why so glum, Chum?” asked the kindly stranger.”If my parents get divorced…will they still be brother and sister?”
Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?3 dollars a year for a million years.
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother that he got a part in the school play. “What part?” the mother asked.”I play a Jewish husband,” the boy replied. “Go back to school and tell your teacher that you want a speaking role!”
