Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?Alcohol interferes with their suffering.
Q: Why aren’t Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey?A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.
Q: Do you know why the new football stadium they built in Warsaw could not be used?A: No matter where you sat you were behind a Pole.
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?So they can see the old Polish Navy!
The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled.”Why so glum, Chum?” asked the kindly stranger.”If my parents get divorced…will they still be brother and sister?”
Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?A: Oil of Ole’
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill
Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?It opens on impact.
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?”Attention K-Mart shoppers…”
Q: Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?A: He comes down the chimney, wakes up the children and says,”Hey kids, do you want to buy some toys?”
Q: Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?A: It did $100 million worth of improvements.
