Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?A: A trip to Israel.
What’s the object of a Jewish football game?To get the quarter back!
Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?A: Oil of Ole’
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill
Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?It opens on impact.
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?”Attention K-Mart shoppers…”
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?So they can see the old Polish Navy!
The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled.”Why so glum, Chum?” asked the kindly stranger.”If my parents get divorced…will they still be brother and sister?”
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot on his shoulder…thebartender looks up and says ” where the hell did you get that thing?The Parrot replies ” Over in Africa, there’s millions of them ” !!!!
Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?3 dollars a year for a million years.
