Q: How do you know you’re flying over Poland?A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.
Q: How do you take census in a Polish village?A: Roll a quarter down the street, count the legs, divide by two, and subtract one for the Jew who catches it.
Q: Why do Polish hate Cauchy’s dog? (hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem)A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.
Q: Did you hear about the Polak who thought his wife was trying to kill him?A: On her dressing table he found a bottle of “Polish Remover”.
Q: Did you hear about the Polak who married an Amish woman?A: He drove her buggy.
“Where’s your pencil, Bud?” the teacher asked an American boy who had just come to school in Britain. “I ain’t got one, Sir.” “You’re in England.now, Bud. Not ain’t, haven’t. I haven’t got a pencil. You haven’t got a pencil. They haven’t got a pencil.””Gee!” said Bud. “Pop said things were tough in this country, […]
An American tourist was visiting a quaint country village, and got talking to a farmer in the local pub. “And have you lived here all your life, Sir?” asked the American. “Not yet, m’dear,” said the farmer wisely.
Q: Do you know why the new football stadium they built in Warsaw could not be used?A: No matter where you sat you were behind a Pole.
Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?A: A trip to Israel.
What’s the object of a Jewish football game?To get the quarter back!
How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?They had reservations.
