Q: How many Chinamen does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Thousands, because Confucious say many hands make light work.
Q: How many Englishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: What do you mean change it? It’s a perfectly good bloody bulb! We have had it for a thousand years and it has worked just *fine*.
Q: How many Ethiopians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Three. One to change it and two to squabble over who gets to eat the packaging.
Q: How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Ve are asking ze qvestions here! A: Two, one to give the order that the bulb be changed and one to screw it in.
Q: How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb? A: One hundred – One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.
An Irishman joined the American Air Force and was making his first parachute jump. The instructor said, “When you jump out of the plane, shout Geronimo and pull the ripcord.” When the Irishman woke up in hospital a few days later the first thing he said was, “What was the name of that Indian again?”
Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?A: He’s the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.
Q: How many French farmers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Three. Farmer #1 goes away and gets a new lightbulb. Farmer #2 notices that it has been imported from Britain and promptly sets fire to it, so farmer #1 has to go and get another one, and then farmer #3 changes […]
Q: How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One, but you have to pry him off the sheep first. A: Two – one to say “She’ll be right mate” and one to fetch the beers. A: 16. One to change the bulb and 15 to say “Good on yer, […]
Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Twelve. Four to form a Parliamentary study committee to decide how to solve the problem, one Francophone to complain that I didn’t translate this joke into French, one Native Canadian to protest that the interests of Native Canadians have been overlooked, one […]
Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb ? Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
