Q: Have you seen the polish mine detector.A1: Put you fingers in your ears and start stamping the ground with your foot.

Q: Have you heard about the new Iraqi Air Force exercise program?A: Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them there.

Q: What do you call an Inibrian who has been buried for 1000 years? A: Peat!!!

At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the class of officers that the session will focus on potential problems and the resulting strategies. One of the officers in the class begins by asking the first question, “Will we have to fight a World War Three?” “Yes, comrades, looks like […]

Q: Why do Polish names end in “ski” ?A: Because they can’t spell tobbagan.

What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving? Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

What did the Eskimo schoolboy say to the Eskimo schoolgirl? What’s an ice girl like you doing in a place like this?

Q: Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?A: So they know where to stop shaving.

Do you know why Eskimos always do their laundry in tide?Because it’s too cold out-tide!

Q: Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China? A: Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone’s always Winging the Wong number.

What do you get when you cross a Cuban and a Pollock? Ricky Retardo