What weighs 4 tons and is bright red ?An elephant holding its breath !
What’s big and grey and protects you from the rain ?An umbrellaphant !
What’s yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ?An elephant disguised as a banana !
What’s big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ?The Loch Ness Elephant !
What’s grey and goes round and round ?An elephant in a washing machine !
What’s grey, stands in a river when it rains and doesn’t get wet ?An elephant with an umbrella !
Why does an elephant wear sneakers ?So that he can sneak up on mice !
What’s grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?A jet propelled elephant !
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ?Because they couldn’t hold their trunks up !
