How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse ?Try picking them up !
What’s the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather ?One roars with pain and the other pours with rain !
What’s grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ?A get wellephant !
What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants ?The tusk fairy !
What’s as big as an elephant but weighs nothing ?An elephant’s shadow !
What has 3 tails, 4 trunks and 6 feet ?An elephant with spare parts !el
What’s grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ?An elephant with hiccups !
