Why do elephants have trunks ?Because they would look silly carrying suitcases !
How do you fit five elephants into a car ?Two in the front, two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !
A boy with an elephant on his head went to see a doctor. The doctor said, “You know you really need help””Yes I do”, said the elephant, “get this kid off my foot !”
What pill would you give to an elephant that can’t sleep ?Trunkquilizers !
What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant ?About 3,000 miles !
What’s the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry ?A gooseberry is green !
What’s the difference between a sick elephant and seven days ?One is a weak one and the other one week !
What’s the difference between an elephant and a banana ?Have you ever tried to peel an elephant ?
What’s the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ?You can’t make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !
What’s the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ?One rarely bites and the other barely writes !
