When should you feed milk to a baby elephant ?When it’s a baby elephant !
How do you know that peanuts are fattening ?Have you ever seen a skinny elephant ?
Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet ?He wrecked three cars, a bus and two fire engines !
Why are elephants wiser than chickens ?Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant ?!
Why do elephants eat raw food ?Because they don’t know how to cook !
How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ?You get very lumpy ice cream !
How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ?Take all the matches out first !
What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it ?Nothing, it just let out a little wine !
What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn’t pay his bill ? “Pack your trunk and clear out !”
How does an elephant get out of a small car ?The same way that he got in !
Why did the elephant cross the road ?Because the chicken was having a day off !
