What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ?Anything you want as he can’t hear you !
What’s the best way to see a charging herd of elephants ?On television !
What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming ?Here come the elephants
What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ?Get a tame one and annoy it !
Tarzan was tired when he came home.”What have you been doing”, asked Jane.”Chasing a herd of elephants on vines””Really ?”, said Jane. “I thought elephants stayed on the ground !”
Teacher: “Where would you find an elephant ?”Pupil:”You don’t have to find them, they’re too big to lose !”
Teacher: “Name six wild animals”Pupil:”Four elephants and two lions !”
Teacher:”To which family does the elephant belong ?”Pupil:”I don’t know, nobody I know owns one !”
Why do elephants do well in school ?Because they have a lot of grey matter !
Bill:”My homework is really difficult tonight, I’ve to write an essay on an elephant.”?Bert:”Well, for a start your going to need a big ladder..”
Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkly?Because if they were small round and white, they would be aspirins.
