Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ?Elephanta Claus !

How do you hire an elephant ?Stand it on four bricks !

What do elephants sing at christmas ?Noel-ephants, Noel-ephants…

What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ?This is the end of me !

What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ?An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !

What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old ?Six weeks old !

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ?To stop getting wet !

What do elephants say as a compliment ?You look elephantastic !

What did the elephant say to the famous detective ?It’s ele-mentary, my dear Sherlock !

What is an elephants favourite film ?Elephantasia

What do elephants do in the evenings ?Watch elevision !

Who lost a herd of elephants ?Big bo peep !