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Elephant jokes

Why did the elephant paint him…

11 Sep , 2009  

Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !

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How does an elephant get down …

11 Sep , 2009  

How does an elephant get down from a tree ?He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !

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Why did the elephant paint his…

11 May , 2009  

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ?So he could hide in the cherry tree !

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What do you call an elephant t…

11 May , 2009  

What do you call an elephant that flies ?A jumbo jet !

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What do you get if you cross a…

11 May , 2009  

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?Big holes all over Australia !

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Q: What is the pink stuff betw…

11 May , 2009  

Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant’s toes?A: Slow clowns.

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‘We’re going to play elephants…

11 May , 2009  

‘We’re going to play elephants and circuses,’ said a little boy at kindergarten, ‘Do you want to join in?”I’d love to,’replied the teacher. ‘What do you want me to do?”You can be the lady that feeds us peanuts !’