Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !
How does an elephant get down from a tree ?He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !
‘We’re going to play elephants and circuses,’ said a little boy at kindergarten, ‘Do you want to join in?”I’d love to,’replied the teacher. ‘What do you want me to do?”You can be the lady that feeds us peanuts !’
Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ?So he could hide in the cherry tree !
What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?Big holes all over Australia !
