Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !
How does an elephant get down from a tree ?He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !
Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ?So he could hide in the cherry tree !
What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?Big holes all over Australia !
‘We’re going to play elephants and circuses,’ said a little boy at kindergarten, ‘Do you want to join in?”I’d love to,’replied the teacher. ‘What do you want me to do?”You can be the lady that feeds us peanuts !’
