Easter jokes
9 Sep , 2009
What has long ears, four legs, and is worn on your head? An Easter bunnet!
What’s long and stylish and full of cats? The Easter Purrade!
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favourite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!
Does the Easter Bunny like baseball? Oh, yes. He’s a rabbit fan!
What’s pink, has five toes, and is carried by the Easter Bunny? His lucky people’s foot!
What is the Easter Bunny’s favourite kind of story? A cotton tale!
Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?To a re-tail store!
What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy? Smelly beans!
Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? He was having a bad hare day!
11 May , 2009
Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs? She had to call an eggs-terminator!
What is the Easter Bunny’s favourite sport? Basket-ball, of course!
What is the Easter Bunny’s favourite state capital? Albunny, New York!
