How do footballers send messages?By referee-mail.

How do comedians send messages?By tee-hee mail.

How do athletes send e-mails?On the Inter-sweat.

Do you send e-mails on your home computer?What’s the point? I can just bring my home along with me and have a chat.

How come you never write e-mails?I’d rather send a note!

Pupil: Sir, would you mind e-mailing my exam results to my parents?Teacher: But your parents don’t have a comuter.Pupil: Exactly!

Why don’t you stamp e-mails?Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

Why don’t vikings send e-mails?They prefer to use Norse code.

Why couldn’t the apple send an e-mail to the orange?Because the lime was engaged.

Why didn’t the internit get any e-mail?Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.

Why do church bells never send e-mails?They’d rather give each other a ring.

Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?He wanted to check his e-mail.