Four workers were discussing how smart their dogs were. The first was an engineer who said his dog could draw. His dog’s name was “T-Square”, and he told him to get some paper and draw a square, a circle and a triangle, which he did with no sweat. The accountant said he thought his dog, […]
A man and his son were shovelling the driveway after a heavy snowfall when their dog, Lady, wandered away from them. Man, fearing the dog might be hit by car, shouted angrily: “Lady! Lady! Get over here right now!” The dog charged happily back over to them, accompanied by a commuter who had been standing […]
My dog is great at math. Really ? Ask him how much is two minus two. But two minus two is nothing! That’s what he’ll answer, nothing!
Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?He puts down the three and carries the one.
Would you rather have a 300-pound dog chase you or a tiger?I’d rather have him chase the tiger.
Why was the mother flea so unhappy?All her children had gone to the dogs.
Why is a dog like a baseball player?He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.
Why doesn’t a dog ever have a nose 12 inches long?Because then it would be a foot.
Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?One good turn deserves another.
Why does a d dog scratch himself?He is the only one that knows where it itches.
Why didn’t the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?Because the captain stood on the deck.
