Alsation: Was your master playing catch with you? Chihuahua: No, I was playing throw with her!
How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer? With dog diskettes!
Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard? They’re all paws.
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ?That hit the spots !
Dad, I spotted a Dalmatian! No need to, it already has its own spots!
The front door was accidentally left open and our dog was gone. After unsuccessfully whistling and calling, my husband got in the car and went looking for him. He drove around the neigbourhood for some time with no luck. Finally he stopoed beside a couple out for a walk and asked if they had seen […]
I bought a dog the other day… I named him Stay. It’s fun to call him… “Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!” He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing. He’s an East German Shepherd.
