What is a collie puppy’s favorite toy? A chew-chew train!

What has eighteen legs and fetches a ball? The Philadelphia Beagles!

What do you call a black Eskimo dog ?A dusky husky !

What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid of? A Doberman puncher!

What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions? A Chihuahua, because it knows all the shortcuts!

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives? A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake? To a weterinarian!

What do you do when a Chihuahua sneezes? Get a small hankie!

What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?Shorts!

What is black and white and red all over? A Chihuahua in a tuxedo that tripped into a jar of salsa!

Why can’t Chihuahuas run marathons? They’re short of breath!

Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks? Because their heads are so close to their bodies!