Every time I tell my English Setter to stop barking, it never does! What does it do? It just stands on its back two legs and quotes Shakespeare! What? Yeah, it says, “To bark or not to bark that is the question!” and keeps on barking!
What do you get when you cross a sled dog with an elephant? A tusky!
What wears a black, white, and tan coat but has no hair? A bald beagle!
What kind of dog can you best see in the dark? A glowberman pinscher!
