How can you make a basset hound fast? Take away its food!

When are Pomeranians good at taking photographs? Only when they snap at something!

What dog always gets on everyone’s nerves? A great pane!

What dog takes the money and runs fast! A payhound!

What dog wears contact lenses ?A cock-eyed spaniel !

What dog do other dogs tell their problems to? A complaint Bernard!

What kind of dog is the smartest? A great brain!

What dog would you want on your American football team? A golden receiver!

What dog do other dogs go to when they are sick? A docs-hund!

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster ?Terrier-fied !

What is the best kind of dog to direct traffic at a busy intersection? A pointer!

What do you get when you cross a collie with a trumpet? A Lassie who plays brassie!