What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?A hen that lays pooched eggs.
What is the best way to follow a lost dog’s paw prints? With a track-tor!
What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog ?Father Christmas wears a whole suit, a dog just pants!
When George Washington was a general, why did he like to have dogs around? They were very helpful during the “Roverlutionary War!”
How did the dog’s owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?He foamed at the mouth.
Why didn’t the dog speak to his foot ?Because it’s not polite to talk back to your paw !
How many hairs are in a dog’s tail?None. They are all on the outside.
