Where did the dog breeder keep his savings ? In bark-lays bank !

Small girl: I’d buy that dog, but his legs are too short! Clerk: Too short ? Why, all four of them touch the floor.

Q: Why does a dog wag it’s tail? – A: No one else will do it for them

Q: What goes “krab, krab, krab”? – A: A dog barking in a mirror.

Q: What side of the dog has the most fur? – A: The Outside.

Q: What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper? – A: RUFF!

Q: What kind of dog does a dracula like? – A: A Bloodhound.

Q: Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog? – A: So that they didn’t have to bend down to pet it.

Q: What happened when the dog went to the flea circus? – A: It stole the show!

Q: When is a strange dog most likely to go into your house? – A: When the door is open.

Q: Why is a dog’s nose in the middle of it’s face? – A: Because it’s the scenter.

Q: Why did the dog cross the road? – A: Because it was the chickens day off.