What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?A collie-flower !

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ?A petticoat !

What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog ?Chump chops !

What do you get if you take a really big dog out for a walk ?A Great Dane out !

What did the cowboy say when the bear ate Lassie?”Well, doggone !”

What is the dogs favourite city ?New Yorkie !

Who is the dogs favourite comedian ?Growlcho Marx !

Why didn’t the dog speak to his foot ?Because it’s not polite to talk back to your paw !

What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ?A bud hound !

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia ?A dingo-ling !

What do you call a happy Lassie ?A jolly collie !

What dogs are best for sending telegrams ?Wire haired terriers !!