When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house ?When the door is open !
What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog ?Father Christmas wears a whole suit, a dog just pants!
What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog ?An animal that barks at low flying aircraft !
Why did the dog wear white sneakers ?Because his boots were at the menders !
What happened when the dog went to the flea circus ?He stole the show !
Why do dogs bury bones in the ground ?Because you can’t bury them in trees !
What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ?His bark was much worse than it’s bite !
Why do dogs wag their tails ?”Because no one else will do it for them !”
What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ?”I must throw that doggie out the window !”!
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail ?He was trying to make both ends meet !
