How many seasons are there in a dogs life ?Just one, the moulting season !

What is a dogs favourite flower ?Anything in your garden !

What’s a dog favourite hobby ?Collecting fleas !

What dog wears contact lenses ?A cock-eyed spaniel !

What is a dog’s favourite food ?Anything that is on your plate !

What is a dog’s favourite sport ?Formula 1 drooling !

What do dogs have that no other animal has ?Puppy dogs !

What do you call an alcoholic dog ?A whino !

What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena ?I don’t know but I’ll join in if it laughs !

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ?That hit the spots !

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah ?A dog that chases cars – and catches them !

What kind of dog sounds like you can eat it ?A sausage dog !