What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table ?He gets splinters in his mouth !

What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole ?A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree !

When is a black dog not a black dog ?When it’s a greyhound !

What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road ?A mutt in a rut !

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly ?The collie wobbles !

Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ?Cats can’t drive !

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals ?A guard dog !

What do you call a dog in jeans and a sweater ?A plain clothes police dog !

What kind of dog chases anything red ?A bull dog !

When does a dog go “moo” ?When it is learning a new language !

How do you stop a dog smelling ?Put a peg on it’s nose !

Why is it called a “litter” of puppies ?Because they mess up the whole house !